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Something’s Awry With Those Fish

January 8, 2009 · 5 Comments

Posted by C.J.

Right off, let me say that I am not a Jesus-fisher. I would never put a Jesus fish or any other Jesus-people bumper sticker on my car, mainly because I occasionally speed (honest), roll through a stop sign (truly), or stick my head out my sunroof to yell maniacally at the guy who’s driving 45 mph in the passing lane (no, only joking). Why would I give someone the opportunity to say something like, “Hey, look at that jackass rolling through a stop sign.  Oh it figures, it’s one of those Jesus-fish freaks”?

That said, I can’t quite get my arms around why politically-correct, multi-culturally minded, let’s-all-get-along-ish people think it’s perfectly okay to mock the Jesus fish. Folks that would never think of making fun of the Star of David or the star and crescent of Islam don’t think twice about tacking a Darwin fish on their car.

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Why is that? It doesn’t stop there, though. Bumper stickers like

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have become commonplace and broadly accepted as well.

Keep in mind that I don’t have a martyr complex and I’m not feeling discriminated against. (I’m a well-educated, white male in America, for goodness sakes.) I just don’t understand how folks can decorate their vehicles with mocking and hateful stickers, chock it up to humor, and everyone seems to be okay with it. Something’s not quite right.

Am I wrong?

Categories: Atheism · Christianity · Faith

Atheist Bus Ads? What Do You Think?

January 7, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Posted by C.J.

I’d like to hear your thoughts on this article.

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Categories: Atheism · Faith

Summer’s Gone? Where’d It Go?

August 24, 2008 · 2 Comments

Posted by C.J.

I’m not sure how it happened. I had big plans for my spare time during the summer. I was going to read the books I’d let slide during the busy months of the year. I was going to write about my travels, my time with Noriko and the kids, and the projects I completed. Now summer is over and I haven’t accomplished nearly what I’d planned. Oh well, it was a good summer nevertheless. Here’s the CliffsNotes version of the past two months.

End of June brought a trip to the Moon Palace Resort in Cancun for work. It was hot. The beach looked scummy. I worked long days, but the conference went off without a hitch and evenings were pleasant with cooler breezes, cigars and beer. 

On July 6 I traveled to San Diego to man the booth at a competitor’s conference. I love San Diego, but it’s not nearly as fun when I’m not with Noriko. The booth hours were short, so I had the opportunity to relax in the Gaslamp Quarter and watch people. A good couple days.

When I returned home from San Diego, Noriko and I frenetically completed home improvement projects to prepare for the arrival of my in-laws. Wood floors in? Check. Lower level painted? Check. Old landscaping pulled out; new landscaping put in? Check. Move May and Julia out of their bedroom to make room for visiting family? Check. Bathroom ceiling painted? Check. Everything done before in-laws arrive? Almost.

Noriko’s parents arrived on July 24 for a month-long visit. Long visits can sometimes create some stress around the house. It’s not because of anything they do; they’re incredibly helpful, generous, and courteous. (Noriko’s mom cooks a ton and her dad weeds the yard for several hours every day.) Nevertheless, the change in our family routine, a language barrier (they don’t speak English and the kids and I don’t speak Japanese), and my generally crotchety demeanor tend to make visits a little, um, tense. Fortunately, there was little tension this trip. We had our moments, of course, but all-in-all it was the best visit we’ve had in recent years. Their visit was filled with trips to state parks, a visit to Washington Island (which included skeet shooting, boating, and lots of water fun), and kids’ soccer and T-ball. 

Exploring Caves at Devil's Lake
Hanging out at Schoolhouse Beach

I headed to Las Vegas for work in early August. I hate Vegas. I stayed at the Venetian which is a great hotel, but it can’t make up for the rest of the town. I was glad to leave.

Then school kicked in. Pre-reading and then six long days of classes to start off the year. The year looks promising and I like the direction of the courses so far–more application, less busy work–but the program will undoubtedly stretch me more than it did last year. I’m looking forward to seeing the positive effect of school on my day job. Should be good.

Today, I’m in an airport again. I’m traveling for work, but this time it’s to the mountains of Montana (so much better than Vegas or a Carribean resort). Mornings will be spent in sessions, but afternoons = fly fishing the Gallatin River. Wheee!!! Plus, attendance at the conference is well beyond our expectation. It looks to be a good week.

Summer’s gone. It was good. Fall looks promising too.

Categories: Home Improvement · Travel
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Change of Camping Plans

June 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Posted by C.J.

Okay, plans have changed. N. received a call on Friday from Devil’s Lake State Park’s reservation service that the park is officially closed due to flooding.

David and I had to find another park for camping this week.

Initially, I looked at Lake Kegonsa State Park, but I want our trip to be full of activities and Kegonsa doesn’t offer many, especially since the trails are mucky from the rain.  

Governor Dodge State Park, on the other hand, has a lot to offer. Since it’s set up high on a hill, the excessive rainfall hasn’t had much of an effect on the park. The lakes are a bit high, but the trails are usable. There are a waterfall and spring house to explore, and canoe rental. It’s a nearly perfect alternative to Devil’s Lake. Fortunately, there were a few campsites available for tent camping and I was able to reserve a site close to restrooms and showers. (That’s important when camping with a four-year old.)

The camping trip is back on!  

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Raining on Our Camping Parade

June 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Posted by C.J.

[Note: This post was written on June 12, but not published until June 15, two days after we received word that Devil's Lake State Park is closed due to flooding.]

I’ve been looking forward to camping with my son, David, for weeks. I made reservations at Devil’s Lake State Park last week and then started mapping out our activities in my mind: set up camp, take a short hike, climb on boulders, walk through Parfrey’s Glen, return to camp site and start a fire, eat hot dogs, roast marshmallows, and so on. As it turns out, though, Wisconsin has been slammed with rain. Lake Delton in Wisconsin Dells (about 20 minutes from the park) broke its banks and drained into the Wisconsin River; flooding is rampant; and parts of Devil’s Lake State Park are under water.

And on top of it all, the rain just keeps on coming down. We’re expected to get more storms today and tomorrow. None of this bodes well for a positive camping experience. Nevertheless, we’re going. Here’s why:

  1. David and I have been looking forward to this trip for a month. We almost never have time alone as daddy and son.
  2. Our camp site is far enough away from the lake that it should be dry, even if it’s mucky in other parts of the park.
  3. Our most important plans include climbing on boulders and sitting around the campfire; neither activity should be affected too much by rising waters.
  4. I have my own fantasies about sitting around a campfire with a book, headlamp, and a beer.

 Potential challenges:

  1. Mud
  2. Mosquitoes
  3. Rain

Potential solutions:

  1. Rain gear.
  2. Bug spray.
  3. Rain gear.

If it gets really messy out there, we can go into town to eat and carouse.

Our trip is still going to be a winner.

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Back from Chicago

June 2, 2008 · Leave a Comment

We’ve returned from Chicago. We had a great time, but I didn’t realize that none of my kids remember staying in a hotel before. Turned out that watching them jump on the bed, open and close drawers, shut themselves in the closet, and swim in the pool was the best part of the weekend. Nevermind the wedding we attended or the time we spent in downtown Chicago, my kids’ excitement about the hotel room made the weekend.

We did, however, have a great time at Navy Pier. We rode the giant ferris wheel–modeled after the original Chicago ferris wheel from the 1893 World’s Fair–and people-watched. We couldn’t have asked for a more beautiful day either, mid-60s and a cloudless sky.

The drive home was a breeze. Traffic was light and the kids, even though they were exhausted, were content to ride and play in the back seat. We made it back home by about 9:30pm and unloaded everything by 10:00. It was practically an ideal weekend from my standpoint.

Of course, such a great weekend wouldn’t be complete without a few crises. For us, it was dog diarhea in our bedroom when we returned and our ten-year old vomiting in her bed just as N. and I were getting ready for bed tonight. It’s now 12:11am, I’ve cleaned the carpet and washed the bed linens. I’m tired, but not frustrated. I still loved my weekend with N. and the kids. How could a little diarhea or vomit blow it for me? That won’t happen (at least not this weekend). 

Categories: Travel